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1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal
and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion (Assuming
that you're alive).
2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to
higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and
will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that
lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and
wait.
4. Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.
Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion.
Lion is in and we are out.
5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every
thing to pass it except lions. Then sweep the entire
forest with it.
6. Integration Differention Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire the area. The lion is
some where in the result. So differentiate the result
PARTIALLY w.r.to lion to trace out the lion.
7. The Banta's Method:
DON'T TRY. YOU'LL GET CAUGHT BY THE LION.